GI Lounge

[59th_LeFty]

GI FACT SHEET

1. Once you think everything is ready, then something is completely f***ed up

2. You plan to deceive the enemy, but you expect them to worry of that, so you deceive by doing only like you would deceive, so that the enemy doesn't know what are you doing. In fact, the enemy does not give a damn about what you plan.

3. GCI will always direct you to engage the bandit you see the less opportunity to kill.

4. There's only one pilot from the 30+, who will not load his teamspeak keybinds. The one you must cooperate with.

5. There's only one brevity code you will always forget. The one you need at the moment.

6. If you are prepared for WW III, and you have the best missiles in the arsenal, on the best plane of your coalition, then you will fly a 3-hour CAP without firing a single shot.

7. Opposite of #6.

8. When you are winchester, you always receive orders to stay alive while maintaining air superiority against more and better planes then yours.

9. If you are a bomberguy, You won't drop a single bomb on a UAZ until DAY6, when both sides fighter's are out of ammo.

10. When you have a bandit at your nose, and he has no SA on you, right before the second you pull the trigger, the server crashes.

[Gandalf]

Spoken like a veteran of Murphy's War

[Shamansky]

OMG, I laughed so hard on few, since it is so damn true

[Camper]

The 9 is so goddamn true..

[Cobra]

Point 8 is right 2 times hapened to me

[59th_HiFly]

Merry Christmas to All!

[NFI_651/bird-1]

Merry Christmas to all!
I am waiting for our Chinese Spring Festival, it will be a long holiday in next month

[Gruja]

Merry Christmas guys !

[59th_Wittman]

Thanks Guys!

In hungarian: Boldog Karácsonyt Mindenkinek!

In english: Merry Christmas to all!

[=STP= Fichtel]

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